1. I have no brains.
2. I don't think before I speak so I get into trouble.
3. I hurt people around me.
4. I'm fat
5. I'm ugly
6. I lie about things.
7. I'm shy
8. I'm insecure
9. I have spend 1/4 of my life hating who I am
10. I think too much about useless things in the past.
11. I like to seek revenge.
12. I have no guts to convert my words into actions.
13. I'm selfish and sometimes I don't give a rats about people.
14. I am most likely to disappoint you
15. I'm a trouble maker by default
16. I used to believe in God for my own benefit
17. I have an ugly heart.
18. Not beautiful on the inside or outside
19. I have no friends and very much a loser
20. Most of the time, I need a good slap over the head.
21. I never say what I mean
22. Sometimes I care about my hip pocket more
23. I'm a very very bad person.
24. I have bad skin; dry skin and uneven skin tones
25. I have freaky, retarded eyes.
In conclusion, I'm an ugly monster who is friendless and ugly on the outside and inside.
Just stay away from me.
Thank you.
2 comments:
Don't beat yourself up for something that is out of your control.
Will
1. You're going to be an engineer. They tend to be a rather clever bunch.
2. Most people don't. Sometimes, it just requires too much effort to run that filter between your brain and your mouth.
3. As long as you're not doing it to be vindictive, I think it's a perfectly acceptable character flaw.
4 & 5. No, you're not.
6. Can't remember the last time I went a day without lying to someone about something.
7. Not so shy that you didn't make friends with me via msn (and I'm glad too!)
8. Most adolescent girls are. Blame it on the media.
9. Typo aside, see number 8
10. Remeniscing is good. Can't have a future without a past.
11. bet you haven't spent hours upon hours contemplating the best way to maim people.
12. Maybe you just have big dreams that need to be scaled down a bit.
13. Me too! See number 8 (again)
14. Never =)
15. Me too! Must be a generational thing.
16. So do all Christians. Most of them buy into the religion because they have a crippling fear of going to Hell.
17. Trust me, there isn't a single organ in the human body that doesn't look gross. Assuming you mean it figuratively, see number 8 (notice a pattern?)
18. See numbers 4, 5 and 8
19. You don't need a lot of friends, just a few good ones. And you've definitely got the support of your Sydney buddies, right Will?
20. Definitely revisiting number 8 here
21. I rarely mean what I say
22. Fair enough. It's a scary world and I'm sure your parents have drilled that into you a bit.
23. Got a thousand Jews buried in your backyard? No? Then you're not a very very bad person.
24. I have permanent shirt and watch tans. If anybody cares that much about something so minor, they deserve to be shot. Repeatedly.
25. Really? I think you have that glimmer of youthful optimism in your eyes.
In conclusion, eat, drink and be merry. Life's too short to be taken seriously (and too short for comments longer than the original post)
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